@David-Healey sweet, I'll give that a shot. Thanks again for the help!

@David-Healey gotcha. Do you know if the Windows version works? I do have a second machine that I could try it on, although it's pretty old.
Thanks a ton for the fast response!

Despite follow the Bootcamp instructions (twice, actually, as this happened the first time too), my export wizard looks like this and does not work. Even if I follow the download prompt, it won't let me extract it.